Like Tat Also Can Ah? – An Animal Story

Long time ago, a Snake and a Monkey got married n are blessed with 3 children – a Chicken, a Cow and another Chicken.

One day, the Cow was chatting with her friends, a Mouse and a Pig. They were talking about parents n siblings n the Cow said that her parents were a Snake n a Monkey.

Pig : Snake n Monkey….very ‘ngam’ wor.
Cow n Mouse : Huh? Why u say like that, Pig?
Pig : Ya mah, Monkey climb trees, Snake also climb trees…so ‘ngam’ lor.
Cow : Like that also can ah?*Mouse scratchin her little head
after a few momentsPig : Snake can eat Pig rite hor…
Mouse: So u very scare of Cow’s dad the Snake la….
Pig : Hehe, u must be more scare of Cow’s dad cuz u’r the Mouse.
Mouse : blek. Then Cow n her siblings the 2 Chickens must be very good n always listen to their Dad, if not…
Pig : Yaloh. Hmmmmmmmm, Cow very difficult to be digested by Snake. No wonderla, Cow so problematic n rebellious.
Cow : Like that also can ah?

*Mouse n Cow slap foreheads.

CNY in Russia…sniff* ..What Kut-Teh ah?

My LifeLog_
Sorry folks for the long absence. I promised it wont happen again. As the new year (chinese la) is here, i wish all a properous year ahead, full with joys, lucks (for those getting ready for the choi tai dee) n never-ending blessing.

This year, i will be celebrating CNY in Russia. A make-do reunion dinner with close frens. The ultimate task to prepare every single dish was volunteer by none other our beloved fren,Lav – a Indian gal who never had a Chinese reunion dinner but can cook very well…kua?Hehe. Not that we, Chinese frens bully her la into doing it(read:volunteer), we got exams on 30jan. Pathetic hor.

Then on 1st day of CNY…we will go to the only Chinese restaurant to hv a proper dinner, compliment from Mastercard or Visa n our parents. Hehehehehe.Angpau…leh, no problemo. Just bank it into my acc. Save the red packets (save the trees!)

Tat’s bout it. I’m celebrating CNY with close frens, with books, reading blogs about CNY n the only CNY song tat keep playing in my head is the blogger singsong wan. Reading blogs is realy nice ler, i can sort-of keep in touch with the CNY spirit. Minus will be my family, relatives, firecracker, angpau, mandarin oranges, chinese movies, gambling(lucky u guys, the Goddess of Gambler is not there playing with u)…….n those irritating CNY songs!

Haha, here a riddle for u guys. Bak Kut Teh is prepared by using pork, n Chikuteh is prepared by using chicken meat. So if add pork n chicken together, what will it called?

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Just called it Chi-Bak Kut Teh! n repeat it 10 times fast fast….

Chi-Bak Kut Teh
Chi-Bak Kut Teh
Chi-Bak Kut Teh
ChibakkuttehChibakkuttehChibakkuttehChibaikuttehChibaikuttehCheebaikuteh
CHEEBAI KUT TEH!!?
hehehe. Have fun n enjoy this Dog Year!

Wish u all….
GONG XI FA CHAISAM SEONG SEE SING (all wishes come true)
PO-PO KUN SENG ( i think…u’ll get promoted kua)
CHEONG MAN PAK SUI ( longevity – good for old folks)
LIN LIN KAM LENG ( stay pretty for years – to ‘ambil hati’ aunties….Auntie Lilian, this for u)SANG YEE HEI LONG ( good business – for uncles)

tat’s all i can remember ( i dont hv alot of uncles n aunties to wish mah)ohyah, angpau lai lai….